"If You Could Hie to Kolob" has, as far back as I can remember, always been among my favorite Mormon hymns. When I was a child, it spoke to the nascent Transhumanist in me. And as an adult, I seem to have an unquenchable thirst for the vision it articulates, echoing the heart of Mormonism. But it's also kind of missing something. Implicitly, it may be there, for those who are well acquainted with the gist and thrust of Mormonism. So I thought I'd try my hand at making it more explicit. Below you'll find the five original verses of the song, authored by William Phelps, followed by four new verses, authored by me. In case you don't know the tune, you might like listening to this rendition by Nick Sales. Enjoy.