Fundamentalist Christians would like to tell you what I believe, and how that contrasts with what they believe. So today's their big day! Front and center, here on my own blog, I give you "my" beliefs in their own words. That's right: "MY" beliefs in THEIR own words, as well as the "TRUTH," all capitalized of course. So far as I can tell, it's what they've always wanted most from me. So I've decided to give it to them.
One of my friends (I'll call him "Joseph") is going through a difficult situation, which has motivated me to think about my funeral. Joseph is a Mormon Transhumanist. His father (I'll call him "Alvin"), also a Mormon, recently died. That's already difficult, but there's more, which Joseph has given me permission to write about.